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Redneck Horn

Redneck Horn

Price: $9.99*
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Ever get cut off in traffic or while waiting in line, but hate to be the one getting rowdy or upset? Well those days are over. Simply hit the button on this trusty Redneck Horn and let lose 10 priceless quotes that will take care of any rude business.


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Beer Hammer

Beer Hammer

Price: $9.99*
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Another great combo of two very necessary tools for survival. A heavy duty beer opener and hammer ergonomically designed to smash and get smashed.


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No Tear Toilet Paper

No Tear Toilet Paper

Price: $4.99*
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Really trying to infuriate someone when they least expect it? Then the No Tear Toilet Paper is for you. Try as they may, try as they might, nobody will tear this TP without a wicked fight. Perfect for any prankster.


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Rough Day Bib

Rough Day Bib

Price: $6.99*
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The Rough Day Bib is a slight jab at what your little angel will do when he/she is older and cranky. From one bottle to the next!


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Spanish Fly 5 Pack

Spanish Fly 5 Pack

Price: $4.98*
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The Spanish Fly 5 Pack will have the ladies coming to you like flies on...a mound of sugar. They come in 5 different flavors for five different drinks to spike. Good luck Don Juan!


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Fake Cigarettes

Fake Cigarettes

Price: $2.99*
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Smoke it up, or at least pretend to and piss your parents off. They'll laugh about it later - we hope!


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