Retirement Gift
Retirement Kit
Price: $7.99*
(The Gag)
Guide your newly retired friend towards his new career with this kit that includes a tin cup, pencil, and blind man glasses in a prank box that states Your Personal Retirement Income Program.
Merchant: The Gag
Frustrated golfer figurine
Since his ball is still sitting in the same spot it had been in before he'd swung at it, this humorous golfer has no choice but to force himself into an early retirement. Alabastrite. 4" x 3 1/2" x 7 1/4" high.
Merchant: Gift Warehouse
Tee Time Personalized Golf Tees
A golf gift that fits to a TEE! Create a truly unique gift for your favorite golfer with our Custom Printed Golf Tees. You choose Any Personalization (up to 4 lines, 20 characters per line)!
Merchant: Personalization Mall
Over The Hill Rose
Mourn the passing of youth with these old, black, dead-looking Over The Hill Roses. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Merchant: The Gag
Over The Hill Jumbo Playing Cards
These Over The Hill Jumbo Playing Cards are extra large for old, over the hill eyes. Cards meansure 5 inches by 7 inches. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Merchant: The Gag
Over The Hill Trick Candles
With the Over The Hill Trick Candles the old victim will think they are too over the hill to blow them out! Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Merchant: The Gag